You think you can beat me with that measly deck of yours?
Thinking’s got nothing to do with it! I am beating you!
I summon Keiko the Pink Sorceress!
But… that card is too powerful! It should be forbidden! Too bad…
...it’s not enough to defeat me!
I activate my trap card Heavy Fart Duster!
But… but… but…
That’s right - it’s a big ol’ butt fart that won me the game!
Uhhh, guys, I think that weird kid is spying on us.
He’ll probably want to play with that home-made deck of his! So pathetic!
Just pretend he isn’t there, and he’ll go away!
They’ll never let me join their game with my home-made cards! They probably think I’m weird and poor… They saw me and now they’re pretending I’m not here!
(thinking) Or maybe it’s just my imagination!
Hey, what gives? Am I being robbed?
You should be more careful with such rare cards!
You want them back? Gotta catch me first!
Come on, you almost got me! You run almost as well as you draw!
Thank you for the compliment...
Wait, was that an insult?
Hey, this isn’t my school! Where am I?
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